ahhhhhhh

i'm beyond all that brunch shit

hey lil hostess can i please get a table
heard the bloody mary's good, don't be a fable
glasses on my face cause i'm so hungover
gotta get back to the frat before i'm sober
took a final, i'mma graduate in business
so i sleep a little, oh my god it's almost christmas
my mama said she knows this place just past the trees
where the mimosas are 5 dollar and there's credit card fees
she got the granny toast while my daddy got an omelette
she said to get the pepper jelly or i'll be filled with regret
i tried to get a table but the wait was four hours
so i sat at the bar and got a whiskey sour
people were polite and the food was so delicious
i didn't have to ask them to take away my dishes
i'm a real food runner but i toss them salads in the bowl
real food runner but i toss my salads in a bowl

in the middle of the brunch, please get off me
all the food come flying, please stop botherin' me
oops i  forgot the  grits, that's all my b
tryin' to joke with chef, please get off him
sticky buns, and a steaming redneck bennie
 rancheros, and a hot chick, and don't forget ya grannys
tell them that i make this food so greasily
but we'll never give up all those recipes

ain't no tellin' what i'm getting
At THE HOUND ay, ay,
at the hound, all that good food
ain't no tellin' what i'm getting
at the hound, ay ay,
at the hound, all that good food

fried brussel sprouts and a little bit of  feta
i can't talk cause my mouth is getting wetter
chef's got all these creative things makin' us money
you should get your steak and eggs a little runny
got the skirt steak, but we ain't got the chimi
think you need a laugh? just go talk to jimmy
that ribeye well done gon take longer than twenty minutes
so there's no need to check in every couple seconds!
when you're cleaning tables, you gotta look
at what they left
and the people round here they all stay impressed
 over the quality we give,
 some of the them obsess
 think we're really blessed that we're never stressed (HA)
 chips'll teach you about all the abnormalities
 got a question, go to clint about the allergies
 you know that shrimp and grit got that andouille
 celery and valentinos on that fried pork belly



bison burgers with the tasty swiss cheese
and that chicken fried with that broccolini
yeah i know you love that pimento cheese
but you really came for that broccolini
come watch the games on the tvs
auburn loses but we still in the lead
the hound's in the lead cause that broccolini
this party's dope, shout out to ya boy matt p!